Say Goodbye to Hollywood

Last game event we suffered our first casualty. Norma, the loveseat in the Game Den, sister to Bertha the couch, was defaced when a pen left carelessly in the pocket of a gamer exploded and left the shape of a crushed bird forever imprinted on the arm.

Let us all take a moment of silence for the passing of this cherished friend lost in the name of gaming.

Let us also reflect on the lesson we have all learned from this.

Take your pens out of your pocket before sitting.

That is all. We no return you to out normal broadcast.